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Function Venue Pool: The Six Stages of Hangovers

Function Venue Pool: The Six Stages of Hangovers

This hangover rating scale has been passed around for years. I was recently told that it originated somewhere in Massachusetts. There are a few versions of this, this being the cleanest, and they’re all in fun. Even though the last thing you want to do when you are suffering from “the big one” is read or laugh at Function Venue PoolFunction Venue Pool: The Six Stages of Hangovers

  • One Star Hangover: — Function Venue Melbourne
    No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap, which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries.
  • Two Star Hangover:Melbourne Function Venue
    No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
  • Three Star Hangover:Function Venue Melbourne
    Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86’d you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball hero watching the E! fashion awards. You’ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of diet coke, yet you haven’t peed once.
  • Four Star Hangover:Melbourne Function Venue
    Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can’t speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can’t hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Grover Cleveland HS, class of ’84.
  • Five Star Hangover:Function Venue Melbourne
    You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in a vain attempt to wash out the night’s sins. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death seems pretty good right now. You definitely don’t remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at your otherwise empty house.
  • Six Star Hangover:Melbourne Function Venue
    You wake up on your bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the ceiling, wondering if the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the bathroom tile or your vomit from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your roommate was as drunk as you, but somehow managed to get up before you. You try to lift your head. Not an option. Then you inadvertently turn your head too quickly and smell the funk of 13 packs of cigarettes in your hair. Suddenly you realize you were smoking, but not ultra lights… some jackass handed you Marlboro reds, and you smoked them like it was your second full time job. You look in the mirror only to see remnants of the stamp “Ready to Rock” faintly atop your forehead… the stamp on the back of your hand that has magically appeared on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be to work in t-minus 14 minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can think of wearing is your “hello kitty” pajamas and your slippers.

Enjoy your party~ Function Venue Pool: The Six Stages of Hangovers

Melbourne Function Venue Pulo Pool
Melbourne Function Venue Pulo Pool
Melbourne Function Venue Pulo Pool is more than just a pool hall. At Pulo we not only offer guests a stylish environment to play pool, but also the best quality equipment, free WiFi, great music, darts, massage chairs and much more. With a fully licensed bar and daily drink specials, our guests can enjoy basic and premium spirits, wine, beer or alternatively, have your favourite cocktail mixed! Pulo Pool Parlour is a fantastic venue for your next private or corporate function.